1 november, JARIG 
Thursday, November 1, 2007, 03:01 AM - General
JOEPIE DE POEPIE!

Ik ben alweer 22 jaar oud, dit is mijn 6de verjaardag in het buitenland! Volgens de statuten ben ik nu alweer 1 jaar volwassen!

Ik ga dit van het weekend vieren met de jongens waarmee ik op vakantie geweest ben en mijn vader.

Dus laat je berichtje achter dan voel ik mij nog een beetje speciaal vandaag!
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7 oktober, BING(O) 
Sunday, October 7, 2007, 10:02 AM - General
Ok mensen ik had beloofd dat Bing met zijn foto op de site zou komen te staan dus hier is die dan:


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Debbie is GESLAAGD! 
Tuesday, June 26, 2007, 01:50 PM - General
Gefeliciteerd Schat met het halen van je diploma HTRO!

Een 7 voor je presentatie en een dikke voldoende voor je verslag!

Feliciteren jullie Debbie ook even! Laat hier dan even een berichtje achter!



p.s. nu ik nog!!

Link van de NIEUW FOTO'S!

You Know You've Lived in China Too Long When...

Description:
1. You’re at an expensive western restaurant and don’t even notice the guy at the next table yelling into his cell phone
2. You enjoy karaoke
3. You walk backwards in the park listening to a transistor radio
4. The China Daily is your source for hard hitting, fast breaking, investigative journalism
5. You smoke in crowded elevators.
6. All white people look the same to you
7. You like the smell of the bus.
8. You find state-employed retail staff helpful, knowledgeable and friendly
9. You no longer need tissues to blow your nose
10. You find western toilets uncomfortable
11. You throw your used toilet paper in the basket (as a courtesy to the next person)
12. You think that the heavy air actually contains valuable nutrients that you need to stay healthy
13. You think a 30 year old woman who carries a Hello Kitty lunch box is cute
14. A sexual pervert is a man who prefers women to money.
15. It’s OK to throw rubbish, including old fridges, from your 18th-floor window
16. You believe that pressing the lift button 63 times will make it move faster
17. You aren’t aware that one is supposed to pay for software
18. You are not surprised to see your tap water run dark brown
19. You tell your parents their house back in your home country has bad feng shui
20. You think that a $7 shirt is a rip-off
21. You always leave tray and trash on the table when you are in Starbucks because you insisted it is the way to keep everyone employed
22. You buy an XXXL T-shirt in store when you returned home
23. You take large sum of cash whenever you go hospital in home country
24. You have no reservations about spitting sun flower seeds on the restaurant floor
25. You think it’s silly to buy a new bike when it’ll get stolen soon and stolen bikes are half the price.
26. You’d rather pay the 10 yuan for an all night stay at the internet cafe than the 30 for a taxi home.
27. You feel cheated if you don’t receive a full head and shoulder massage when getting a haircut
28. You blow your nose or spit on the restaurant floor (of course after making a loud hocking noise)
29. You no longer wait in line, but go immediately to the head of the queue
30. It becomes exciting to see if you can get on the lift before anyone can get off
31. It is no longer surprising that the only decision made at a meeting is the time and venue for the next meeting
32. You no longer wonder how someone who earns US$ 400.00 per month can drive a Mercedes
33. You accept the fact that you have to queue to get a number for the next queue
34. You believe everything you read in the local newspaper
35. You have developed an uncontrollable urge to follow people carrying small flags
36. You regard it as part of the adventure when the waiter correctly repeats your order and the cook makes something completely different.
37. You are not surprised when three men with a ladder show up to change a light bulb
38. You look over people’s shoulder to see what they are reading
39. You honk your horn at people because they are in your way as you drive down the sidewalk
40. When car accidents become a source of heartwarming humour
41. When shopping at Carrefour some laowai stares you down for catching you looking into his basket while you wonder to yourself what laowai’s eat
42. You have figured out that it is actually the Taiwanese who are running this country
43. You have a pinky fingernail an inch long
44. You burp in any situation and don’t care
45. You start to watch CCTV9 and feel warm and comforted by the governments great work
46. You think Pizza Hut is high-class and worth queueing for
47. You have learnt how to detect someone is in a hurry behind you, and now have the ability to not only walk very slowly but also grow eyes in the back of your head, so when they start to overtake on the right hand side, you automatically cut in and walk very slowly directly in front of them
48. When you are able to jump the queue because the idiot laowai left 2 centimeters between themself and the person in front of them
49. You have absolutely no sense of traffic rules
50. You start calling other foreigners Lao Wai
51. You start cutting off large vehicles on your bicycle
52. The last time you visited your mother, you gave her your business card
53. You think no car is complete without a tissue box on the rear shelf and a feather duster in the trunk
54. You go to the local shop in pajamas
55. When looking out the window, you think “Wow, so many trees!” instead of “Wow, so much concrete!”
56. Pollution, what pollution?
57. You think “white pills, blue pills, and pink powder” is an adequate answer to the question “What are you giving me, doctor?”
58. Someone doesn’t stare at you and you wonder why
59. Firecrackers don’t wake you up
60. Your family stops asking when you’ll be coming back
61. You wear out your vehicle’s horn before its brakes
62. You buy a top-of-the-line karaoke machine
63. Forks feel funny
64. Chinese remakes of Western songs sound better than the originals
65. You get homesick for Chinese food when away from China
66. You realize that smiling and nodding is Chinese body language for, “Go away; leave me alone.”
67. All the top-level government officials you befriended for guanxi purposes when you first arrived are retired and living in your country
68. After being in an accident, you tell the ambulance driver which hospital to take you to
69. Your company offers you a job in your native land, and includes regular “Home Leave” to China as an incentive
70. You think of “salad” as diced apples in mayonnaise
71. You don’t bother to take the sticker off the lenses of your fake Ray-Bans
72. You only wear a suit when you dig ditches or do home repairs
73. Your handshake is weakening by the day
74. You compiled a 3-page list of weird English first names that Chinese people of your acquaintance have chosen for themselves.
75. Your collection of business cards has outgrown your flat
76. You and a friend get on a bus, sit at opposite ends of the bus, and continue your conversation by yelling from one end to the other
77. You cannot say a number without making the appropriate hand sign
78. You like the taste of Green Tea and Chivas
79. You start recognising the chinese songs on the radio and sing along to them with the taxi driver
80. You feel insulted when you enter a restaurant and only three waiters welcome you
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Een verjaardag! 
Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 06:54 AM - General
Vandaag is Roland jarig, iedereen die hem nog niet gefeliciteerd heeft kunnen hem sms op: 06-45377257.

Cadeau's kunnen afgegeven worden op:

Guido Gezellelaan 39
2182WB
Hillegom

Nog gefeliciteerd Roland!
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Bijna weg! 
Sunday, February 11, 2007, 10:20 PM - General
Morgen is de dag dat ik ga vliegen naar een land ver weg! Ik zal dinsdag om 02.30 Nederlandse tijd (is daar dan 09.30) zal ik landen op Beijing National Airport en opgehaald worden door mijn huisgenoten.

Ik wil graag iedereen bedanken die mij het beste heeft gewenst voor het komende jaar. Jullie zullen snel van mij horen via deze site, en ik zal het komende jaar deze site zoveel mogelijk bijhouden!

Tot over een jaar! (10/11 maanden eigenlijk, maar een jaar klinkt interessanter!)
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Afscheidsborrel 
Monday, February 5, 2007, 05:20 PM - General
Ik wil graag iedereen bedanken die even langs is gekomen en mij het beste heeft gewenst voor het komende jaar!

Van het feestje zijn een aantal foto's gemaakt, die vind je hier! Afscheidsborrel


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